ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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