google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
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Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
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anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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