She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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