Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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