The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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