i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
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I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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