Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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