playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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