Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help