i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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