I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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