whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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