Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
