People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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