I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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