What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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