You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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