I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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