Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
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fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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