Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
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I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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