I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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