Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
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Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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