do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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