Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
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You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
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Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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