I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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