I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
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Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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