Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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