i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just threw up on my dentist
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
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I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
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Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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