Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
it's like heaven, but drunker
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
