should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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