new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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