week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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