im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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