all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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