plz talk dirty to me
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
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I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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