It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
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You need Xanax blowdarts
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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