I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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