Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
