you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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