people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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