It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
please come you make the beer taste better
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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