with your own penis?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Also, beer. Big fan.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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