i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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