This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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