Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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