U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I don't think brook has ever known best
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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