You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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