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(515): View more from Iowa

Three words: puerto rican gang bang

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(813): View more from Florida

Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.

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(208): View more from Idaho

its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.

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(770): View more from Georgia

He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner

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are you comparing glasses to pregnancy

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