WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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