no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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