so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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