they need to just BURY HIM!
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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