I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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