still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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