Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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