Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
