you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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