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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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