I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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