I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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