I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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